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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3